“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via kushandwizdom)
this is so beautiful
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is