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“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

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"Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living."

- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via kushandwizdom)

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bongsboysandbutts:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this is so beautiful 

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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

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- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

image

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